"I don’t like subway, their bread tastes like ass, and believe me I’ve eaten ass." β€” Drunk girls waiting in line for food

One Heineken mixed with an orange Bacardi breezer is heaven πŸ‘Œ

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bagmilk:

when your waiter comes out with food but it’s for another table

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jolinxo:

this is amazing
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Shopping

Bought so many hippy flower head bands and bras to bedazzle. Almost festival ready πŸŒ»βœŒοΈπŸ„

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necromancer:

what a sweet piece of ass
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vegay:

i love being called lady by people like when kids are in ur way and they’re parents say β€œlet this lady pass” it’s like heck yeah im a lady