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It’s pretty sad how often I get my own iPhones password wrong

vintagegal:


Illustration by Coby Whitmore for Simmons Beautyrest mattress ad c. 1950s
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One night,
I will wake up at three AM
And I will roll over
Into your arms.
You will rub my back
Until I fall back to sleep.
I will wait for that.

swolizard:

sometimes you’ve gotta compliment yourself and just be your own hype squad

Health and hygiene before modern times
  • EUROPE: Why the fuck are we always getting sick? Is it demons? Is it ghosts? Is it a curse?
  • EVERYBODY ELSE: Have you tried washing your ass?

katlady-oneill:

asvprock:

Is it prostitution if I get paid in food?

Otherwise know as a date

bombing:

assassinboygregory:

bombing:

hey what’s up

It’s a movie about a old man turning his house into a hot air balloon

thanks

 
 ♀SEXYNEGROHIPPIEॐ'
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lunafur:

I found one of my favorite lush bath bombs tucked away in my cupboard
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disney-archive:

want disney posts on your dash?
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mysteryplantgirl:

castielhasthephoneb0x:

i can nt breath this old man who has like the biggest onion ever is so pr ou d of it 

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LOOK HOW HAPPY HIS ONION MAKES HIM

this makes my heart smile

e-bae:

Told this girl to text me when she got home… I think she homeless

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