"LOOK AT THE CAT"me every time there is a cat regardless of the situation  (via lacybottom)

spermbanker:

ever pass somebody that wears the same cologne as someone you miss and it feels like your heart was just rammed by a semi truck

shez-a-bitch:

SHOP HERE/BIG SALE→
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thelittleyellowdiary:

Only Emma Watson can wisp her hair right back into place…

the more you stare the more magical it gets
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collapsed:

everyone im interested in is too hot for me…

"Happiness is found when you stop comparing yourself to other people."

TheDailyPositive.com (via thedailypozitive)

that’s tough though

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vitaminsobsession:

fuckyeah-nerdery:

worthyourweightinfanfiction:

buttships-were-meant-2spooky:


this is the best thing in the entire world

she should greet jane as if nothing happened and see how jane reacts

she should avoid school the next day. And the next. Every night, she should put on the exact outfit she had on that day, hose herself down until she’s completely drenched and stand in Jane’s yard. When Jane is home alone, she should approach the window, staring at her. Knock on it if you don’t have her attention. 
That’ll get her back for killing you and trying to hide the evidence.

Ease up there, Satan.

Ease up? SHE TRIED TO KILL HER
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hairandbrokenglasses:

tashaturtletwentytwo:

metal-panda-alex:

cassbones:

maybeitsavirus:

destructivefeminist:

gynocraticgrrl:

markaragnos:

We’re manly men. We fight in wars, we play sports, we drive noisy cars. We’re tough. 

We’re terrified of body hair on women though.

And menstrual blood.

and womens farts

and being perceived as feminine in any way.

and gay men.

and women capable of fighting back.

and women having sexual desire

and spiders

luaren:

every girl in the universal regardless of ethnic background, class, sexuality, etc knows the universal mating call of the straight male
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frejskamavor:

on a scale of fake pockets to nachos how good is your idea

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thatfunnyblog:

he sank the boat he was working on just to kill the captain
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