drapxxx: Pretty Woman! I already want you vyebat.I else, I really want to see your picture ... without panties? Oleg

Hahahhahahhah

Anonymous: What's your Instagram name

@jessiebeee

mirandahuckaby-x3: Definitely have never heard someone call a bathroom a washroom. Sent from a Kansas girl living in Texas now! Haha.

Haha yah my brother was in the states and asked where the washroom was and everybody looked at him like “what?” Haha we say washroom in Canada all the time

Is it true that people in the states don’t use the word “washroom” only the word “bathroom”?

Slept in til 3pm, have to work at 4:30 so THERE GOES MY DAY 😁😣

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lordbape:

get your hopes up and keep them up, i say. keep them up until you reach your cool goals.

guiselore:

lesbianathogwarts:

bashdoard:

fuckyeah-bill:

Promoing at the beach

Ancient Roman prostitutes did something similar, but usually they would have phalluses inscribed in their sandals. So, if you were ever in the mood, you could just look down and follow the dicks.

follow the yellow dick-road

I love history lessons on tumblr.
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