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It only costs $0.00 to keep it real
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🌴 I follow back 🌴
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My city is full of gems πŸ˜‚

"I just got out of jail, because me and my wife had a fall out, then I got put in the drunk tank, and I have seven kids, do you have a buss pass? No? Can I have your number?"

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"Are you the SAT because I’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes with a 10 minute break halfway through for snacks, and then I can stare at you for like 10 minutes and think β€˜wow, I hope I don’t ruin this.’" β€” Dude on OKC with the best pick up lines I have ever heard (via katamarang)
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Is a banana still healthy if I put Nutella on it

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h0llo:

Putting on makeup is such a spiritual experience I watch myself go from a 3 to a 9 right in front of my mirror I love it

A 9? Try a 15.