"Introverts, man. We’re weird sometimes. Like, “I love you, but I need to go over here by myself right now.”" ksumnersmith  (via fantasiawandering)
Happy birthday to this little guy
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Sleepy eye haha
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It’s pretty sad how often I get my own iPhones password wrong


Illustration by Coby Whitmore for Simmons Beautyrest mattress ad c. 1950s
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One night,
I will wake up at three AM
And I will roll over
Into your arms.
You will rub my back
Until I fall back to sleep.
I will wait for that.


sometimes you’ve gotta compliment yourself and just be your own hype squad

Health and hygiene before modern times
  • EUROPE: Why the fuck are we always getting sick? Is it demons? Is it ghosts? Is it a curse?
  • EVERYBODY ELSE: Have you tried washing your ass?



Is it prostitution if I get paid in food?

Otherwise know as a date




hey what’s up

It’s a movie about a old man turning his house into a hot air balloon


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I found one of my favorite lush bath bombs tucked away in my cupboard
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want disney posts on your dash?
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